"You never understood why i liked tickling you, for it was a secret i kept to myself. i never thought it was possible to be able to hear an emotion until i heard your laugh for the first time. It was so subtle and quirky but the more often i heard it, the more i heard the happiness that came from within it. Maybe it’s the fact that I forgot what happiness felt like so hearing your laugh was like awakening a spirit that has been dead a long time. But your laugh, fuck it’s better than my favorite song."
Ten word story (via tenwordstory)
"Who did that to you? Who fucked you up so bad, emotionally and mentally that you’ve completely shut down anyone who tries to help you. You don’t talk about your feelings, you push kind people away, and you let negative people in. You refuse to open up and let someone love or care about you. Who fucking did that to you?"
Things I wish I could say to you (via exoticwild)
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)
My brother told me a girl in his 7th grade math class got a question wrong today and so his teacher told her “Well at least you’re pretty.” And this pisses me off so much.
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.